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Ralph Whistler just wants to get home for the birth of his daughter in this funny novel. 
The story begins when Ralph gets chased into the bay by an angry mob.
He is rescued by a passing fishing boat but is distraught when he finds out the boat is headed out to sea for six weeks, the skipper is dodgy, the deckhand is as thick as two short planks and the two stowaways on board are wanted criminals.
They all end up on an island ruled by a gun-toting old man, and that’s when Ralph’s real problems begin.
The old man, Mad Bill, just wants to be left alone on his island. So why does he make it so hard for anyone to leave? 

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The Mayor, James Northan, is missing, and someone is stealing important landmarks in Windy Mountain.
In this funny  mystery, elderly-tourists-to-be Oodles and Wish-Wash get sidetracked having to do some amateur detective work.
Will the old blokes solve the crime in time to catch their plane?
This is the next in the Windy Mountain Tasmanian Tiger series but it stands up fine as a standalone.

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It’s 1974 in Hobart, which has become home to Australia’s first legal casino — and the reason why gangsters from Chicago have come to Tasmania.
This is bad news for lawyer William Clarin, who flees the island state moonlighting as a magician on an ocean liner named The Bounty XIII.
What he doesn’t know is some of his adversaries are on the ship, too.
The legend of Mad Bill begins.

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If the Tasmanian Tiger really is extinct, how come it won’t go away in this bundle of funny mystery novels? 
Laugh your way through three books from the Windy Mountain Tasmanian Tiger series, and find out what apples, Irishmen, and disappearing landmarks have in common. 

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The greedy mayor has gone too far this time. The Tasmanian Tiger hunter he despises is given no choice but to get revenge.
This is the prequel to the Windy Mountain Tasmanian Tiger series, set 30 years before it all began.

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Is that dog doing what you think it is on the cover … secret doggy business? If so, how could this secret doggy business possibly prove the Tasmanian Tiger exists?You’ll find the answer in this poignant, funny mystery novel, which kicks off the series but stands up fine as a standalone. With a quirky character lurking around every corner, everyone has something to hide — including the two old men who come up with the dog solution, the new Irish manager of the Tasmanian Tiger museum who has something to hide about his past, the owners of the museum who have an even bigger secret, and Moose Routley who returns to town as a villain. 

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In this satire, Major Billcock-Smythe has accidentally rescued the wrong people from an overseas jail and brought 12 illegal aliens back into the country.
We all know someone like Major BS. He’s a know-all, a social climber, he’s supremely confident but he’s totally inept.
His inclination this time is to put it down to experience and get cracking with his next money-making scheme. But the government doesn’t let you forget, do they!
Major BS Comes to the End of his Rope is the second in the Mad Bill series, but it stands up fine as a standlone.

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Santa says he has had enough in this collection of sixteen funny flash fiction stories.
Author John Martin usually writes novels designed to make readers laugh, so these shorts are just a glimpse into his warped mind.
In the title story, Santa is not alone in his frustrations. Mrs Claus has had enough too. 
“Rudolph the red-nose reindeer and all the other reindeers have also had enough. In fact, they’re the most angry,” Santa writes in his resignation letter.
“They wanted to do one more Christmas Eve run just so they could poop down everyone’s chimney.” 
Other stories in the collection include Living Next Door to Rembrandt, We Want our Tasmanian Tigers Back, and Romeo and Julie

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If you need to find out how to turn teapot cosies into fashion accessories, this is the book for you.
This is a collection of funny columns that have appeared in various Australian newspapers and on John Martin’s website.
John Martin is better known these days as the writer of humorous mysteries but this is a nod to his past as a journalist.
If fashion isn’t your cup of tea, perhaps rats are. Find out how those beady little eyes live on in John Martin’s mind many years after he was marooned on a desert island. Or find out how Beethoven made a kerfuffle refuffle.
These columns are ideal for short reading before bed. He even tells a bedtime story for losing weight.

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