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This is the opening scene of my new novel, which comes out on March 27.  The most obnoxious man is … Continue reading Blokes on a Plane excerpt

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I remember quite vividly having to bury a dead tomcat when I was 12. I would not have minded terribly … Continue reading Ashes to ashes, dung to dung

‘NOW TELL me,’ said the psychiatrist after settling his patient down on the couch, ‘How long have you thought you … Continue reading Santa contemplates his navel

MICHAEL was born with a deformity which prevented him from being a proficient handyman. It was not a particularly visible … Continue reading Curse of the unhandyman