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THE MAYOR WON’T BE HAPPY – BUT WHO CARES?

Join two endearing old scallywags on their journey to prove the existence of the Tasmanian Tiger in this funny mystery.

Nearly everyone – especially the former mayor – believes this fearsome marsupial is extinct.
So when the two octogenarians, who go by the nicknames of Oodles and Wish-Wash, break an obscure law to “prove” them wrong, tempers are bound to fray.
The old men are also trying to save the skin of a mysterious Irishman who arrives to manage the rundown Tasmanian Tiger Museum.
In a further twist, the Irishman reminds the townsfolk of a villain who once did terrible things to the mayor.
Quirky characters abound in the town, where only mayors and former mayors are allowed to own dogs.
The old blokes will have you laughing at the most inexplicable times.
Don’t miss out on the laughter, mischief, and unexpected twists.
As readers have said, ‘Great characters. Great fun. Silliness and adventure ensue. You’ll enjoy it!’ and ‘A breath of fresh air. An hilarious blend of characters and lies.’

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