This is the opening scene of my new novel, which comes out on March 27. The most obnoxious man is … Continue reading Blokes on a Plane excerpt
I got a nice surprise this morning. Draft2Digital has unveiled some new discovery tools. Check out my new author page. … Continue reading Spreading the word
I remember quite vividly having to bury a dead tomcat when I was 12. I would not have minded terribly … Continue reading Ashes to ashes, dung to dung
‘NOW TELL me,’ said the psychiatrist after settling his patient down on the couch, ‘How long have you thought you … Continue reading Santa contemplates his navel
MICHAEL was born with a deformity which prevented him from being a proficient handyman. It was not a particularly visible … Continue reading Curse of the unhandyman
Excerpt from chapter 7 of Lie of the Tiger. BUY THE EBOOK ‘HELLO Oodles.’ The old man got a whiff … Continue reading Anyone for cricket?
Alas, my mate Orville is not the sensitive kind. When he heard I had just lost my job, he was … Continue reading Don’t hobnob with doorknobs