So James Northan thinks he’s related to Shakespeare? He wants to take a DNA test to prove it.
But he doesn’t want to do it on his own. My theory is he wants to make me and Oodles look bad and himself look good.
Well, it backfires, doesn’t it. Serves Jimbo right.
He’s the one who goes missing. Oodles and me go around like blue-arse flies looking for him – just when we’ve lucked into a trip of a lifetime and oughta be researching Ireland.
Amid all this commotion, important Windy Mountain landmarks start going missing.
Worse, Oodles and me die in a car crash.
That’s if you believe everthing you read in the newspaper.
You can find Blokes on a Plane in ebook on Amazon, Kobo, Apple Books, and Barnes & Noble. If you prefer the smell of paper and ink, the paperbacks are on Amazon too.
So go on — just try to stay out of the way of the ratbag character we call Messerschmitt.
DJ Wishy’s playlist
(to play as loud as you want as you read this book)
1. Forever In Blue Jeans
Neil Diamond
2. I Hear You Knocking
Dave Edmunds
3. It’s My Party
Lesley Gore
4. Lean On Me
Bill Withers
4. Help Me Make It Through The Night
Bryan Ferry (but, fair dinkum, it seems like I’m the only bloke in the world never to have recorded a cover version of this song)
5. I See Red
Split Enz
6. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)
Eurythmics
7. Spies Like Us
Paul McCartney
8. Room At The Top
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
9. It’s A Long Way To The Top
AC/DC
10. Killing Us Softly
Roberta Flack
11. We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
The Animals
12. Come Fly With Me
Frank Sinatra
JOHN MARTIN 