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The loosing of wisdom
Does anyone know what the going price is for wisdom teeth? I am only asking because my dentist says she’ll keep an eye on one of mine but eventually she’ll probably have to remove it. I happen to be on first-name terms with the Tooth Fairy, a relationship forged 25 years ago when my son…
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Before I became a writer, I wanted to be Robin Hood
Like most boys, my ambitions were once wildly unrealistic and prone to sudden change. At seven or eight, my career plan shifted decisively away from cowboys and towards outlaws. Specifically Robin Hood. Before that I’d been fully committed to life on the frontier. I even had an Indian identification wall chart in my bedroom in Tasmania and…
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The Iceman cometh to a sticky end
This is a column I wrote years ago — and used in one of my early eBooks, called Son, give me back my trousers. WOULD SOMEBODY please remind me to take my trousers out of the freezer? I put them there the other night, amid the peas, carrots and meat, because I sat on some…
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Doing things by the book
I felt like Moses receiving the Ten Commandments when I was given my very first newspaper stylebook. I DIDN’T SAY I LOOKED LIKE HIM. The Bible never says what Moses was wearing on the mountain or describe his attire when he came down. Exodus (34:29) only says that his face shone and that he was…
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Why I despise mint chocolate
Chocolate and toothpaste have always struck me as sworn enemies. They live on opposite sides of the sensory fence. One is rich, indulgent and unapologetically sweet. The other is clinical, minty and exists purely to undo the damage caused by the first. You don’t invite them to the same party. You certainly don’t expect them…
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