Accidental Illegal Immigrants

(Funny Capers DownUnder 2)

In this satire, Major Billcock-Smythe has accidentally rescued the wrong people from an overseas jail and brought 12 illegal aliens back into the country.
We all know someone like Major BS. He’s a know-all, a social climber, he’s supremely confident but he’s totally inept.
His inclination this time is to put it down to experience and crack on with his next money-making scheme. But the government doesn’t let you forget, do they!
Formerly published as Major BS Comes to the End of his Rope, this revamped story is the second in the Funny Capers DownUnder series, but it stands up fine as a standlone.